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The Tall Girl Diaries: What It’s Like to Be a Tall Woman
Hey there! It’s Cammy, your friendly tall girl, here to share the ins and outs, ups and downs, and all the delightful quirks of being a tall woman. Being tall isn’t just about standing head and shoulders above the crowd (though that’s a part of it); it’s a whole lifestyle. So, grab your step stool, sit back, and let’s dive into what it’s really like to live life on the tall side.
1. The View from Up Here
Let’s start with the obvious: the view. As a tall woman, I’m practically a human periscope. Concerts? No problem. I can see the stage just fine. Parades? I’ve got the best view. Crowded rooms? I’m your go-to for people spotting. But with great height comes great responsibility—like being everyone’s go-to person for reaching the top shelf. Need that jar of pickles? I’m your girl.
2. The Weather Jokes
Ah, the classic “How’s the weather up there?” joke. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I could probably afford a custom wardrobe (more on that later). My go-to response? “It’s pretty breezy, thanks for asking!” It’s a rite of passage for tall folks, and the sooner you learn to laugh it off, the better.
3. The Shopping Struggle
Shopping as a tall woman is like embarking on a treasure hunt. Pants that fit? Rare gems. Dresses that don’t turn into mini skirts? A quest. And let’s not even talk about shoes. But when you do find that perfect pair of jeans or that dress that hits just right, it’s like winning the lottery. And you better believe I’m buying it in every color.
4. The Perks of Long Legs
Let’s be honest—long legs are fabulous. They make skirts look extra chic, give you a graceful stride, and they’re great for kicking butt (metaphorically, of course). But they also come with their own set of challenges, like constantly bumping into furniture and never having enough legroom on planes. Still, I wouldn’t trade them for the world.
5. The Hugging Conundrum
Hugging as a tall woman can be a bit of a dance. Do you go for the over-the-shoulder hug, the under-the-arms hug, or the full-on bear hug? It’s a mystery every time. And hugging shorter guys? Adorable, but sometimes a bit awkward. It’s all about finding that perfect angle.
6. The Dating Scene
Dating as a tall woman is an adventure. Some guys are intimidated, some are intrigued, and some just don’t care. Confidence is key. I’ve learned to embrace my height and not worry about towering over my date (even in heels). The right person will love you for who you are, not how tall you stand.
7. The Airplane Aisle Shuffle
Flying is an experience in itself. Finding legroom is like searching for a unicorn. I’ve perfected the art of the aisle seat stretch and the strategic nap pose. But hey, it’s a small price to pay for the ability to spot the drink cart from a mile away.
8. The Unexpected Perks
Being tall comes with some unexpected perks. Need to change a light bulb? I’ve got it. Spotting friends in a crowded place? No problem. And the best part? No need for high heels to feel elevated. But when I do wear them, I feel like a glamorous Amazonian queen.
9. The Confidence Boost
One of the best things about being tall is the confidence it brings. Standing tall (literally and figuratively) makes you feel powerful. It’s a constant reminder to hold your head high and embrace who you are. Plus, you learn to navigate life with a sense of humor and grace.
10. The Unique Perspective
Being tall gives you a unique perspective—both literally and metaphorically. You see the world from a different vantage point, and that’s something to be proud of. It’s a reminder that we all have our own view of the world, and that diversity is what makes life interesting.
So, what’s it like to be a tall woman? It’s a mix of towering challenges, sky-high perks, and a whole lot of laughter. It’s about embracing your height, striding with confidence, and knowing that you’re fabulous just the way you are. To all my fellow tall girls out there—stand tall, laugh often, and keep reaching for the stars (literally, because we can).
Standing tall and loving every moment,
Cammy